Martin Amis reviews The Angel Esmeralda. I think the lede is more or less generally true, but the examples he picks are needlessly incendiary and preposterous.
When we say that we love a writer’s work, we are always stretching the truth: what we really mean is that we love about half of it. Sometimes rather more than half, sometimes rather less. The vast presence of Joyce relies pretty well entirely on “Ulysses,” with a little help from “Dubliners.” You could jettison Kafka’s three attempts at full-length fiction (unfinished by him, and unfinished by us) without muffling the impact of his seismic originality. George Eliot gave us one readable book, which turned out to be the central Anglophone novel. Every page of Dickens contains a paragraph to warm to and a paragraph to veer back from. Coleridge wrote a total of two major poems (and collaborated on a third). Milton consists of “Paradise Lost.” Even my favorite writer, William Shakespeare, who usually eludes all mortal limitations, succumbs to this law. Run your eye down the contents page and feel the slackness of your urge to reread the comedies (“As You Like It” is not as we like it); and who would voluntarily curl up with “King John” or “Henry VI, Part III”?
Proustians will claim that “In Search of Lost Time” is unimprovable throughout, despite all the agonizing longueurs. And Janeites will never admit that three of the six novels are comparative weaklings (I mean “Sense and Sensibility,” “Mansfield Park,” and “Persuasion”). Perhaps the only true exceptions to the fifty-fifty model are Homer and Harper Lee. Our subject, here, is literary evaluation, so of course everything I say is mere opinion, unverifiable and also unfalsifiable, which makes the ground shakier still. But I stubbornly suspect that only the cultist, or the academic, is capable of swallowing an author whole. Writers are peculiar, readers are particular: it is just the way we are. One helplessly reaches for Kant’s dictum about the crooked timber of humanity, or for John Updike’s suggestion to the effect that we are all of us “mixed blessings.” Unlike the heroes and heroines of “Northanger Abbey,” “Pride and Prejudice,” and “Emma,” readers and writers are not expressly designed to be perfect for each other.
I love the work of Don DeLillo. That is to say, I love “End Zone” (1972), “Running Dog” (1978), “White Noise” (1985), “Libra” (1988), “Mao II” (1991), and the first and last sections of “Underworld” (1997) . . .
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What an arrant gasbag this man is. ‘Jettison’ Kafka’s novels, everything George Eliot wrote save for “Middlemarch” (not the central Anglophone novel, by the way), leave “As You Like It” unread, along with one of Shakespeare’s greatest characters in Rosalind/Ganymede… and read some Don DeLillo. Oh, and Harper Lee. Homer and Harper Lee in the same f*cking sentence. This man should not be allowed to so much as think of touching good books with a twenty-foot pole. He ought to be barred from the thought.
You didn’t think he was being intentionally glib with that Homer and Harper Lee line? I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt and call it irony.
I have to say, he’s a bit full of himself in general but…. I do agree with a lot of what he says. How many books are you really “into”, you love so much you can reread with joy? Even the ones I like a lot (most of them anyway) have faults and I can sense a slippage upon rereading. I fight the urge to skim. The Bros Karamazov could be cut in half and it’d be a better book.